The director would make sure Hrithik gets to show all his abilities. probably ‘Kuch Aliens Taaron se Zameen Par’. The film’s name would again start with a K. The film would have music by Rajesh Roshan ripped off from some world music.
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Nikumbh would cure the kids problem by making a full fledged version of the kid’s prototype, traveling to the alien planet, and asking them to give the kid his powers back. In the scene where Nikumbh asks the kids to open their minds and make whatever they want outdoors, the kid Ishaan, instead of making a boat, would end up making a working spaceship prototype. Instead of Nikumbh being an arts teacher, he would be a physics teacher, and instead of asking kids to be creative, he would ask them to challenge the science we know. Instead of dyslexia, the kid would have alienositis or something, a condition induced due to him witnessing an alien abduction.
Since Rakesh Roshan cannot think beyond science fiction these days, this film would have that too. The film posters would have a big SRK with the tiny image of the kid in the background. I can see how Farah can write a film from scratch in two weeks straight. oh yah, the kid gets kidnapped and the teacher fights the baddies to save him. throw in some comedy moments there and you have romance and comedy settled. Oh idea!! Nikumbh’s character likes another teacher and the kiddo helps him. To make it a complete entertainer, there would be a romantic angle, comedy, and action thrown in. The focus of the film would be a teacher who helps a kid fight dyslexia. The story would be changed to make sure the above happened. In Farah’s version, SRK would be on screen on for 2.30 hrs out of the 2.45 hrs and would be introduced in the first scene itself. In the original Taare, Aamir makes an entry at the interval point. The school uniforms would match the classroom walls even though that does not make a f***ing difference. Slow motion, different camera angles for every scene. The school would be nothing short of Harvard university.Īn orchestra would play every time anyone cried. Of course the whole film would be shot on elaborate sets. The film would be titled ‘Kuch Taare Zameen Par.’ And again, like in so many other movies, SRK would get someone else’s girl.
The last scene would have the mom running to the teacher rather than the kid. SRK would fall for the dyslexic kid’s mom. The story line would obviously be different. It would be shot in New York to appeal to the NRI audience. Rani Mukerjee as the kid’s mom (assuming Kajol is unavailable).Īmitabh Bachchan as the school principal (who cares if the role is ultra minute, he can afford it). Shah Rukh Khan as the arts teacher (duh duh duh!!).Īryan Khan as the dyslexic child (even if he could not act for nuts). But let us assume he did not make it (dream on!). I know only Aamir can make a film like Taare. Rocking song, Sunidhi sung this song Superbly and Katrina danced like never before, leave Aamir no one from audience can pull off their eye from Katrina in this song.
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